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Q: Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?
A: A leper-chaun.
Q: Why is Ireland the fastest growing country in Europe? A: Because it's always Dublin.
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Q: What do you call two gay Irish men? A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Q: What's an Irish 7-course meal? A: A six pack and a potato. Q: What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears?
A: Paddy O'Doors. Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest?
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A: Me neither. Q: What do you call an Irishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A: A Referee.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter!!
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Q: Why linnes you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Cos they're always a little short Q: What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea? A: So the Irish would never rule the world. And if you're single and ready to mingle this March, you're probably on the hunt for some St. Patrick's Linea pickup linesyes? Before we dive into those pickup lines, though, I should probably fill you in on the real secret to meeting cute guys and girls on Mar.
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A couple of years ago on St. One of those friends just happened to have been born and bred in Ireland thank goodnessand — despite the mile-long line to get into this place — managed to slip us right in linrs uttering a couple of words in Irish Gaelic to the fellow at the door. Everyone at that bar was like putty in her hands from that point on, and I quickly learned that the best way to pick up cuties on an Irish chst is, well, to just be Irish.
Did I try to feign an Irish accent for the rest of the evening?
Of course! Did it work on anyone? Absolutely not!
Don't stress if oines not a true Galway girl, though, there are tons of other ways to snag someone's attention on St. Patrick's Day.
Put your irish charm to use - 11 of the best chat-up lines
Here are 17 St. Patty's pickup lines that are sure to get you as lucky as a leprechaun. They're adorable and ridiculous and I dare you to try them all.